The Adventures of Lou Kemp-Space Scrapman Stories One and Two - Price: $8

"Space is dangerous. So then, who let this bunch into orbit?!" -H. Floyd, Directing Inspector S.C.R.A.P.

Serious times require idiocy...it's the raucous, topsy-turvy short story series-
The Adventures of Lou Kemp - Space Scrapman
Story One: Lunching Your Company and Story Two: Into Ineptitude

The short of it-

A series of unfortunate occurrences. In general, it's about a small group of people, their chosen profession, and a vehicle to drive the funny around in. Get a copy now...before they do something stupid and decompress themselves into oblivion.

The long of it-

It's 2130. That's the year, not military time. The use of space for industry, exploration and tourism has been increasing rapidly. These lucrative markets are endangered by thousands of junk satellites and stations. These hazards must be removed. After all, somebody could get killed! In steps Lou Kemp. He has just bought into the satellite removal business. But only just.

The Earth is encircled by a myriad of derelict satellites and stations. Their accumulating masses now pose a threat to all. An agency was created to deal with this problem: the Space Clearing, Restoring, and Preservation Agency. Otherwise known by the acronym: S.C.R.A.P. Contracted through S.C.R.A.P. are many privately owned and operated satellite removal companies. Our hero's ship and small crew are one of these. Though it mostly takes place in space, it's not science fiction. It is alternatively humor first, never really science, with plenty of fiction. There is action and adventure, drama, heart, and of course fun and farce. But no hard cursing, blood, real violence, or sex. Though there is some swearing, danger, fisticuffs, minor injury, fear of death, and maybe later a misguided romance for good measure.

Mature Teen to Immature Adult

Printed Hard Copy, 11 x 8.5 paper, standard 3-hole binder. Pick up/Ship (calculated upon your zip), USPS padded envelope. Cash or PayPal only- (PayPal add $.25)